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Woman Asked to Pick Out ‘Three Hymns’ – Her Response is Too Funny

A local priest was overwhelmed by a donation made by one of his parishioners, and thanked her by allowing her to pick three hymns that Sunday.

The woman picked her three favorites, but to the congregation’s surprise she picked some very different “hymns” out.

LOL!  This is too funny!

Picking Three ‘Hymns’

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back. She shyly raised her hand.

The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor.

He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said …

“I’ll take him and him and him!”

 

H/T: Tell Me Now

This is something I could see one of my innocent elderly family members doing. Too funny!

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Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

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