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UNKNOWN: “Have you slipped and fallen or accidentally been gang raped, or even sexually assaulted? Even if you didn’t really, you may be entitled to free publicity. At Avenatti & Avenatti we troll for troubled women and exploit them for every ounce of earned media that we can manage. Remember that porn star you didn’t really sleep with? Well, what are you waiting for? At Avenatti & Avenatti we don’t get publicity until you get publicity. Haven’t suffered any high crimes or sex demeanors? No problem. Our team of publicity professionals will help trigger your memory that we find something suitably salacious for the major media to eat right up. We give you the publicity we deserve. Because at Avenatti & Avenatti, we put the Avenatti back into Avenatti. Call 1-900-PORN-LAW and speak to an attorney now. That’s 1-900-PORN-LAW. Calls are just $3,000 a minute.”

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

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