New Poll Reveals Congress has Lower Approval Rating than Colonoscopies, Head Lice, and Root Canals

The only shocking thing in this poll is how close the numbers are in some cases.

Via the Washington Free Beacon: 

When asked if they have a higher opinion of either Congress or a series of unpleasant or disliked things, voters said they had a higher opinion of root canals (32 for Congress and 56 for the dental procedure), NFL replacement refs (29-56), head lice (19-67), the rock band Nickelback (32-39), colonoscopies (31-58), Washington DC political pundits (34-37), carnies (31-39), traffic jams (34-56), cockroaches (43-45), Donald Trump (42-44), France (37-46), Genghis Khan (37-41), used-car salesmen (32-57), and Brussels sprouts (23-69) than Congress. 

Americans rate the 112th Congress only slightly above Lindsay Lohan and playground bullies.

Congress did manage to beat out telemarketers (45-35), John Edwards (45-29), the Kardashians (49-36), lobbyists (48-30), North Korea (61-26), the ebola virus (53-25), Lindsay Lohan (45-41), Fidel Castro (54-32), playground bullies (43-38), meth labs (60-21), communism (57-23), and gonorrhea (53-28).

Head lice ran away with it, I get that.  But seriously people, Nickelback?  Give Congress a little credit please.

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