Methinks somebody’s been hitting the sauce a little bit.

Kidding of course, but how else to explain the fact that Michelle Obama hailed Hillary Clinton as a “way more perfect” choice for President than Donald Trump?

Was it the mishandling of classified material, the Benghazi YouTube lies, using the Clinton Foundation to enrich her own bank accounts, attacking women who accused her husband of sexual misconduct, covering up for a senior advisor accused of repeated sexual harassment, or a myriad of stories about her temper?

Or was it her perfect health which resulted in Clinton famously taking a header into the Scooby van prior to the election, or more recently,  fracturing her wrist in a bathtub?

I mean, that’s a lot of perfection for people to absorb. Maybe that’s why she lost in 2016 – she was too perfect!

If you buy into that, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn you can take a look at.

That didn’t stop Mrs. Obama from absolutely gushing over her fellow former First Lady at a conference in Boston on Thursday.

 

“The best qualified candidate in this last race was a woman,” Obama claimed at the 39th annual Simmons Leadership Conference. “And she wasn’t perfect, but she was way more perfect than many of the alternatives.”

Yea, I’ll have what she’s having.

“We have to be willing, when we do find qualified people, to vote for them,” she analyzed. “And we didn’t do that in this election.”

 

Mrs. Obama went on to make the ludicrous claim that Hillary was the single most qualified individual to ever run for President in this storied nation.

No really, she said that.

“I think people should be less disheartened by the fact that me and Oprah don’t want to run,” Obama claimed, “and more disheartened by the fact that Hillary Clinton, probably the most qualified person to ever seek the office of the presidency lost.”

Hmm … I’m trying to recall what qualifications placed her above the likes of a George Washington, an Abraham Lincoln, or a Ronald Reagan? Oh, that’s right – she once opened a pickle jar! That truly is perfect!

 

This isn’t the first time Mrs. Obama has come to Hillary’s defense.

She once blasted women as a whole for going against the cause of their gender by voting for Trump.

“Any woman who voted against Hillary Clinton voted against their own voice,” she said.

But why would they do that if she was so perfect?

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