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This Marine Has a Solution For His Friend’s Snoring

Leave it to a Marine to figure out an unconventional solution to his friend’s snoring problem.

While a bunch of his camping buddies suffered through long nights with their loud snoring friend, one Marine came up with a solution that gave him a peaceful night’s rest.

Sure it came at the expense of his buddy, but it worked!

 

 

Marine Has a Hilarious Solution to a Friend’s Snoring Problem

The guys were all in deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so bad. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept in Bob’s tent, and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.

They said, “Man, what happened to you?”

He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night was a different guy’s turn. In the morning same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”

 

He said, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Pete’s turn. Pete was a big burly U.S. Marine.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.

“Good morning,” he said.

They couldn’t believe it! The guys asked, “Man,what happened?”

He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him goodnight.

“Bob covered himself and watched me all night.”

 

And there you have it – No more snoring from Bob!

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Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

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