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Jesus Christ Arrested For Aggravated Robbery – No Seriously

A jailhouse in Houston, Texas had a very unusual booking this past week – Jesus Christ himself was charged with aggravated robbery for brandishing a gun whilst cleaning out another man’s pockets.

Apparently, the Commandment, thou shalt not steal, wasn’t adhered to in this case.

From KHOU in Houston:

The jailhouse had an unexpected visitor this week: Jesus Christ was arrested for aggravated robbery.

Jesus Christ Anthony Turner, that is.

Turner, a 27-year-old Houston man with a highly unusual moniker, was arrested Monday in connection with a robbery on June 16, 2012.

According to court documents, Turner was armed with a gun when he robbed another man.

Charges were filed Tuesday, and Turner was still being held Thursday without bond.

Why do I get the feeling that he just officially changed his name after hearing his mother constantly referring to him as “Jesus Christ Anthony Turner” over the years?

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

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