We all have that one co-worker in the office who claims to know everyone there is to know.

You know him, that one guy who upon hearing any story will one-up you and say ‘yea, I know that person too, we go way back.’

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Wait until you hear what happens at the end with the Pope!

A Guy Brags To His Boss That He Knows Everyone There Is To Know

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know whatsapp web bilder herunterladen. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”

“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”

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So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts, “Dave beitrag zdf mediathek downloaden! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”

Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky paint shop pro 7 gratisen nederlands.

“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.

“President Trump,” his boss quickly retorts.

“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go arduino kostenlos herunterladen. At the White House, Trump spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced xbox one im hintergrund downloaden. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

“Pope Francis,” his boss replies mw3 kostenlose inhalte zum herunterladen erforderlich.

“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.”

So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St nintendo switch spieleen kostenlos. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican itunes neue software herunterladen. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics office 365 update herunterladen.

Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”

His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who in the world is that on the balcony with Dave?’ “

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Ha ha! We didn’t see that coming.

 
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