Double entendres always make for fascinating headlines, but every once in a while somebody just writes the material for you.

The above quote actually came from a Democrat aide.

Via the New York Post:

Trending: Twitter Fact-Checker Caught Tweeting Actual Fake News About ‘Nazis in the White House’

Bill and Hillary Clinton will not support Anthony Weiner in his dream of becoming mayor even though they love his wife, Huma Abedin, sources say. “The Clintons wish Weiner would just disappear. Every time he pops up, it’s a reminder of Bill’s scandal with Monica Lewinsky, and it isn’t helpful to Hillary’s hopes for 2016,” one Democrat told Page Six….

Bill flew to Los Angeles last month to campaign for Wendy Greuel, who is up against Eric Garcetti in the May 21 election for mayor. But he is not expected to endorse any of the New York mayoral candidates.

(Alright, let me give this a shot anyway)

The Clinton’s flaccid response to Weiner’s mayoral aspirations has to be hard on the former Congressman, and delivers a tough blow to an already rigid uphill battle in the race to become mayor of New York City.

Think I got four in one sentence.  That’s pretty good, right?