The first rule of liberal fight club is: never talk about liberal fight club. Mostly because it’d be embarrassing.
A group of students at the University of Central Florida known as the ‘Knights for Socialism’ held an event called the ‘Leftist Fight Club,’ designed to teach campus snowflakes how to literally, physically fight Republicans.
Using neat-o rhymes like “Bash the Fash,” the group was designed to teach attendees self-defense techniques so liberals can better defend themselves from imaginary hate crimes executed by those sympathetic to “Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis.”
This comes after the world just watched violent leftist protesters smash windows and set limos on fire to protest the President, and attack innocent people on the campus of Berkeley to silence a speech by a gay, Jewish, immigrant conservative.
Via Campus Reform:
“In response to the record number of hate crimes against Latinxs, Immigrants, Muslims, Women, the LGBTQIA+ community, Jews, African Americans and other minorities since the rise of Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Knights for Socialism has decided to host a series of self-defense clinics for anyone that wants to learn how to BASH THE FASH,” asserts the Facebook event page for “Leftist Fight Club: The Rumbles at Lake Claire.”
The description explains that a local amateur boxer was on hand to teach basic hand-to-hand combat techniques at the self-defense clinic, in order to help the socialist students better protect themselves from potential hate crimes performed by those sympathetic to “Donald Trump and other Alt-Right Neo-Nazis.”
We here at The Mental Recession have obtained exclusive footage of the training regimen put forth by the so-called fight club. It is super, super intense. Watch …
The group, in an attempt to attract women to their event, warned that President Trump “is a sexual predator and rapist.” Does anyone remember what happened the last time a group of liberals got together to fight back against the man – Occupy Wall Street – when it came to assaults?
Regardless, we’re quite certain that conservatives won’t be heading to the hills, cowering in fear over a group of leftists that probably look like this:
Or even this:
According to the report, a local boxing instructor came in to teach the students hand-to-hand combat techniques (we’re assuming rock, paper, scissors) and self-defense to “better protect themselves from potential hate crimes.”
Judging by the riots at Berkeley last week, they will need those self-defense techniques against those of their own ilk.
No word yet on whether or not the college liberals trained under the mantra of President Obama who famously encouraged violence by stating “If they (our political opponents) bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”
Second Amendment-loving, patriotic, conservative Americans will likely not be concerned.
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