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Crisis Averted: Police in Texas Arrest Armed ‘Banana’

Police in Beaumont Texas have proven that when it comes to gun safety, they won’t tolerate any monkey business.

Officers arrested an 18-year-old man in a banana costume for violating a city ordinance prohibiting solicitation along roadways. Authorities were alerted to the rogue banana because he was carrying an AK-47 along the roadside, as part of a promotion to alert customers to a new location for a local gun shop.

Via Fox News (h/t Weasel Zippers):

A Beaumont, Texas, gun shop got a little more attention that it had bargained for with a rather unusual promotional stunt—a teenager in a banana costume standing by the road with an AK-47 on Saturday morning.

Police briefly detained the 18-year-old after fielding calls from concerned citizens who saw him at a busy intersection, reports the Houston Chronicle. The police press release notes, “The rifle had a drum magazine attached with at least a 50-round capacity.” The teenager, who had the rifle across his back with the barrel pointing down and carried a sign with an arrow pointing to the store, was cited for violating a city ordinance that bans soliciting along roadways, KMBT reports.

Golden Triangle Tactical owner Derek Poe says the plan was to alert customers to the store’s new location. His shop was previously located in Parkdale Mall, reports 12 News, and Poe had a run-in with cops there in December while walking toward his store with an assault rifle on his back.

He says he was within his rights; police charged him with disorderly conduct.

No word on if the teenager is convicted of a crime, whether or not he would a-peel.

See what I did there?

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker,, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

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