Let this video be your guide this St. Patrick’s Day weekend… a guide on what not to do in your drunken stupor. And remember, trees don’t kill people.  People who can’t avoid slamming their dome into trees, kill people.

Via the Huffington Post:

What is Saint Patrick’s Day, really? A time to dress up in green, tear the town apart, and make a fool of yourself? For many people, the answer is yes.
While searching for the best Saint Patrick’s Day FAILS, we found an overwhelming number of green beer-drinkers making unfortunate decisions. From a collegiate girl trying to break a two-by-four to a drunk guy uncontrollably running headfirst into a tree, the Internet has more than enough documentation of this holiday’s worst decisions.
We think the Bowling Green State guy has the least luck of the Irish, but we’ll leave the decision of the best FAIL up to you.

Image: Teressa at New Zeal