I’ve personally never witnessed such emotion, such love, such unbridled passion involving … a bacon burger. And a side of fries.  Well, since the last time I had bacon anyway.

But I certainly can’t express my love for rising cholesterol quite the way this man can.

It.  Is.  Epic.

Via the Daily Caller:

Upon first listen of Daym Drops’ “Oh My Dayum,” it might seem like just another overly auto-tuned R&B love song with trite lyrics.

But once Drops lays down that chorus with the passionate riff on Five Guys’ crispy french fries, it’s clear that the singer has intimate knowledge on his subject, and has experienced these sensations and feelings before:

“Oh my goodness, oh my damn this is how bacon is supposed to be/ the fries they blend so perfectly/ the cheese up in here is going ham/ Damn! Damn! Damn!”

There are moments in “Oh My Dayum” that might make you think, This is what R&B is supposed to sound like. And you know what? You wouldn’t be wrong.

Here’s the Ballad of Bacon Burgers.  You’re welcome…