Terror Threat Averted: 7-Year-Old Suspended For Pretending to Throw a Grenade
February 5, 2013  //  By:   //  News  //  3 Comments   //   930 Views

Alex Evans is a 7-year-old boy from Colorado, who thought he could ‘rescue the world’ when he spent his recess throwing an imaginary grenade at some imaginary evil doers.

Instead, Evans got a lesson that the world needs more rescuing than his little mind can possibly wrap itself around right now, when school administrators suspended him for the act because it violated their ‘safe environment’ policy.

I’m not kidding…

Via KDVR (h/t Weasel Zippers):

A 2nd grader has been suspended from school in Loveland for a make believe game he was playing.

The 7-year-old says he was trying to save the world. But school administrators say he broke a key rule during his pretend play.

“I was trying to save people and I just can’t believe I got dispended,” says Alex Evans, who doesn’t understand his suspension any better than he can pronounce it.

“It’s called ‘rescue the world,’” he says.

He was playing a game during recess at Loveland’s Mary Blair Elementary School and threw an imaginary grenade into a box with pretend evil forces inside.

“I pretended the box, there’s something shaking in it, and I go ‘pshhh.’”

The boy didn’t throw anything real or make any threats against anyone. He explains he was pretending to be the hero. “So nothing can get out and destroy the world.”

But his imaginary play broke the school’s real rules. The school lists “absolutes” designed to keep a safe environment. The list includes absolutely no fighting, real or imaginary; no weapons, real or imaginary.

Somebody needs to smack some common sense back into the vacant heads of the adults at schools willing to “dispend” a 5, 6, or 7-year old, when they play with imaginary guns, Nerf guns, or simply point their fingers like a gun.

And the smack needs to be real.

Watch the video of the news report on little Alex Evans.

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Rusty Weiss is a freelance journalist focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been writing conservatively charged articles for several years in the upstate New York area, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, American Thinker, FoxNews.com, Big Government, the Times Union, and the Troy Record. He is also Editor of one of the top conservative blogs of 2012, the Mental Recession.

3 Comments to “Terror Threat Averted: 7-Year-Old Suspended For Pretending to Throw a Grenade”
  • Laura Kaufeler- Pacheco
    February 5, 2013 - Reply

    i think the schools are going overboard with all the petty stuff

  • Jim Swavely
    February 5, 2013 - Reply

    Yeah, some severe smacks upside the one side and downside the other side of these peoples’ heads. Apparently evolution is going backwards in the brains of many today.

  • Ralleythecitizens Inamerica
    February 5, 2013 - Reply

    its sad that we spend REAL money on someone to punish a REAL kid playing an IMAGINARY game when there are REAL threats caused by REAL people ruining our schools.

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