Were Occupiers included in this poll, and if so does it count when you’re by yourself in your mother’s basement?

Aside from that joke, I’m not touching this with a 39 1/2 foot pole…
From the Daily Beast:

… if you believe the results of a new Match.com survey, the truth isn’t just more subtle, it’s the opposite extreme. Men, it seems, are the ones who want to settle down. Bad sex is a deal-breaker for women. Gay men are the true romantics. And, apparently, it’s conservative Republicans who are getting the most from their bedroom rendezvous.

 Republican Lead the Polls—In Orgasm

Yep, you heard that right. Republicans—and conservative Republicans, for that matter—reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats. Sure, these answers are self-reported, but the survey was conducted anonymously online. What reason do they have to lie? 

Efficiency, thy name is Republican

The stereotype about liberal Democrats really is true. They can’t accomplish anything.