You put him on a slingshot ride in Orlando, Florida.
Before the ride starts, he actually says, ‘I’d rather be in Afghanistan’.
His reaction, the scream of sheer terror as he yells ‘That was not a countdown!’, is absolutely hilarious. (h/t All-American Blogger)
All-American Blogger writes:
God bless both these guys. They’re awesome. Good to see them back home having a good time. Well, one of them, at least.
Bless them indeed… But watching the one guy being tortured is just too funny!