Here at the Mental Recession, we strive to provide you the most insightful, biting, snarky, conservative political commentary on the internet.

And yet, day in and day out, our readers are demanding to see the video and pictoral stylings of Australian hurdling/dancing sensation, Michelle Jenneke.

On a daily basis, Jenneke is the most sought after topic on our website – which goes to show you how much the political commentary is valued.  🙂

But the numbers simply do not tell a lie.  And being a site that values customer input and the laws of supply and demand, we have decided to bring you more of Michelle.

Jenneke is the subject of a hilarious video in which she stars as the perfect imaginary girlfriend, and riffing on her internet stardom this past year.

Via the Bleacher Report:

Michelle Jenneke is cramming just about a lifetime’s worth of fame into 2012, getting this hilarious video in by the new year. 
This video is from the minds of those procurers of hilarious images, The Chive, and they have seen fit to make a video off one of their memes. 
Here is Mac Faulkner who they refer to as Forever Alone. One quick jaunt through that link will explain why they call him that. 
Well, they decided to use the biggest Internet star of 2012 to see what it was like to be Forever Alone after watching the famed viral video of Jenneke warming up for a track meet in Barcelona. 

The start of the video is hilarious, with a few young men crammed around a computer watching the viral video of Jenneke doing her warmup routine.

One man proclaims that by watching her bouncing his “scoliosis has been cured”.  Another claims he “just forgave his father.”


And for those who’ve not seen the original video, a gratuitous re-posting…
You’re welcome.
And if you need me, I’ll be reevaluating my career.