This whole Bush Derangement Syndrome thing is really getting out of hand…

Via the Morning Journal (h/t Matt):

A man claiming he was a drifter hacked off his own penis because “George Bush made him do it,” police said.

Police were called to 21st and Access streets around 1 p.m. Tuesday after a train conductor said a man was masturbating by the train.

When they arrived, the 30-year-old man from Pennsylvania led police on a short foot chase through the train carts until he finally surrendered, said Lorain police detective Buddy Sivert.

“We noticed he had blood on his groin area so we called LifeCare,” he said. “He was only wearing shoes and a pair of shorts. When the medic asked him what happened, he said he cut off his penis with a hacksaw.”

No hacksaw was recovered, but Sivert said police did locate glass with some blood on it.

Alright, let’s cut to the chase.

We know Bush is responsible for the terrible economy, he’s the reason other countries hate us, he is personally responsible for our allergies, started the Bubonic plague, over-cooked our food at last weekends barbeque, and hates puppies and kittehs, but this is a little hard to swallow.

If anybody has neutered this country, it’s the man currently in office.