Pretty rich for a guy like Uncle Joe Biden to come out and say that Donald Trump’s locker room talk about groping women amounts to “sexual assault.”

“The words are demeaning. Such behavior is an abuse of power. It’s not lewd. It’s sexual assault,” Biden said in a tweet Saturday afternoon.

Well if words about groping amount to sexual assault, then what does a history of actually touching women who clearly don’t want to be touched amount to?

Here’s a pictorial history of Joe Biden aka Sir Gropes-a-Lot …

Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter’s wife, Stephanie

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Reporter Amie Parnes

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This Biker Chick From Ohio, Prior to Being Pummeled by the Sons of Anarchy

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This Clearly Mortified Child

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This Other Clearly Mortified Child – Senator Chris Coons’ Daughter

An Usher at the Little League World Series

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This Woman

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And of Course, Hillary

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In retrospect though, that last one might have been Joe propping her up from one of her Weekend at Bernie’s episodes.

Cross-posted at the Political Insider